What buyers said
Not enough reviews yet to average into a score worth printing. The ones we have are below.
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Reviewers get loyalty credit. Writing one adds two slabs to your buy-five rack, and it is paid the same whatever you rate us — a one-star review earns exactly what a five-star review earns. Reviews written under that offer say so on the card.
★★★★★
super mixed feeling when buying this. i was super anxious when buying this account, i was afraid to purchase, but my guts told me to, so i purchase anyway (maybe because the monster logo is frightening me lolll, jk). and then i was suprised that this accounts works! lol super happy. steps are easy to understand.. thank u, monster. and ya, u do have friendly cs, so u r not so monster after all. lolll. cheers and lots of love!
Verified buyer · 2026-09-22
Reviewer received loyalty credit for reviewing — any rating, ours to publish either way.